Monday, October 24, 2022
American Horror Story: NYC | Season 11 Episode 2 - "Thank You for Your Service"
American Horror Story: NYC | Season 11 Episode 1 - "Something's Coming"
Friday, October 22, 2021
American Horror Story: Double Feature | Season 10 Episode 10 - "The Future Perfect"
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Ugh! I'm so pissed off! What a f*cking mess this AHS finale was. And what a disappointment! I was so excited with Part 1 and I was actually hopeful that this would be a good season but... I was wrong! This Part II just turned this whole season into complete garbage and I'm seriously annoyed at the fact that the series is renewed and I'm going to have to endure more of this. I mean, things might change but, after years of not so great seasons, I think this was time to stop. Well, hopefully they'll see the awful reviews this season is getting and they'll change some things *cough* writers *cough*.
But so, what was this ending?! Well... I don't even know myself. This felt so damn rushed and, to be honest, this last episode didn't give me anything new. This didn't feel like an ending at all and it was more like a filler episode.
The part of the episode 'in the past' left me so confused with some new story-lines that, to be honest, didn't really matter that much - I guess that was just to tells us that Mamie stayed young for a long time and is still present in Area 51, and that's when we move to present day and see the aftermath of what happened in the last episode. And not even that was handled that well.
We see security finding the 'baby' which they kill, Theta gets mad at that and kills the security team, Jamie and Kendall go look for Troy and Cal and when they find them dead, Theta appears and induces them into labor. Jamie's baby isn't what they need so they kill the baby and kill Jamie, but Kendall's baby is the perfect one so they decapitate Kendall and turn her into a 'making babies machine'.
Meanwhile, Mamie finds out that the aliens plan is to kill all human race and repopulate the world with their hybrids and, learning this, she decides to kill the 'baby machine' as well as the baby so that will buy them more time. She tells that to Theta who appears to agree with that plan but, as expected, she doesn't and then kills Mamie and Calico, who was working with Mamie, says that she disagrees with Mamie and she stays there as the 'baby machine' is ready to give birth to another hybrid. And that's how this awful season ends.
Seriously, I'm so mad at this and I don't have faith in American Horror Story anymore. I'm going to keep watching, at least to laugh at their awful choices but part of me is still hopeful that things might get better so... We'll see.
In the meantime, let me know what you thought of this season! Do you agree with me that this was awful? Which was your favorite Part? Also, I completely forgot to mention that they didn't even connect the two Parts so... Lazy writing much?! Ugh, I'm so annoyed... I'm going to end this here and hopefully I'll have more interesting reviews for you soon.
Love,
Daniela.
Thursday, October 14, 2021
American Horror Story: Double Feature | Season 10 Episode 9 - "Blue Moon"
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Ugh! Thank god this season is almost ending!
As per usual, exciting seasons of American Horror Story just end up being horrendous once it hits the halfway mark. And I had such high expectations for this season! I mean, not initially, but after a few episodes of Red Tide, I really thought they had finally done something right and, even though I didn't like the ending of Part 1, I could forgive it... If they gave us a good Part 2. Unfortunately, they weren't able to.
This episode really shows the mess that AHS has become. I can't say that it wasn't interesting, because it was, but the amount of conspiracy theories they used in this episode is bonkers! There was a new conspiracy theory every 5 minutes - from Marilyn Monroe's death, to Area 51 and even about the moon landing. It's crazy! And not even the 'past' is saving it anymore. Heck, I would go as far as saying that the 'present' has becoming a lot appealing to me! Not that it is good, because it isn't, but I guess that's why I'm more interested in that aspect - because it's so outrageous that I just want to see what insane thing they come up with next. While the past, although better acted, it's just boring at this point. We get it, America made a deal with the aliens, they gave us technology such as the microwave and the iPod, and yeah... That's it.
Yeah... I don't even know what else to say about this episode. The last part, again, was bonkers! With the delivering of multiple babies, Calico's story of how she was abducted (which was just to introduce the moon landing conspiracy) and with an existential crises from our gay couple. Again, everything is so over the top that the only thing you can do is laugh.
I don't have anything else to say so let me know what you thought of the episode and what do you think the finale will present us with? Will it be another mediocre finale? Tell me all your thoughts and I'll see you pretty soon with a new The Sinner rant because yes, it is back!
Love,
Daniela.
Thursday, October 7, 2021
American Horror Story: Double Feature | Season 10 Episode 8 - "Inside"
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New episode of AHS and can you believe that we only have 2 more episodes left?!
That's right and, to be honest, I don't know how I feel about the whole thing. I really enjoyed Part 1 (apart from the ending) but I really disliked last week's episode. However, I think I got my expectations so low that now I enjoyed it?! I mean, they did present us a lot more stuff, but I guess I just accepted the fact that this Part is a lot more cheesy so I'm just rolling with it.
What I'm not rolling with is the acting in this part - specially all the actors from the present day. Once again, I guess their intent is to be cheesy, but their acting is so bad! Specially Kaia Gerber's... Ugh, it's a shame because she looks like such a nice girl but she's not a good actress...
However, I do have to say that, because of the whole thing with the pregnancy, I'm kind of curious to see where this story-line is going. On a technical level, the story that takes place in the past is a lot better and better acted, but because the story in present day is so over the top, I actually felt myself wanting to see more of it so... I just hope the cringe factor is intentional.
And well, I guess that's it from me.
Let me know your thoughts on this episode and I'll talk to you on my next rant!
Love,
Daniela.
Saturday, October 2, 2021
American Horror Story: Double Feature | Season 10 Episode 7 - "Take Me to Your Leader"
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Oh boy... I was indeed excited about this new story, even after the last episode, but now... My hopes for the remaining of this season just went down the drain.
Right away this didn't look as good - the opening credits aren't as good and the red flag for me, personally, was the lack of OG actors such as Evan Peters, Frances Conroy, Finn Wittrock and Denis O'Hare. Not only that but also the fact that some of the main actors in this part are Kaia Gerber and Nico Greetham... Nothing against them, but the only place I know them from is American Horror Stories and that show is awful (as well as their characters). So granted that maybe it wasn't their fault and it was the material they were given but I just can't help but connect their names to bad stuff. But even with that, I was a little hopeful that I could be wrong. Well... I don't think I am.
The episode opens with scene from 1954 and that not only meant Black & White cinematography but the whole vibe was a bit cheesy. However, I was open to it because I thought it was intentional. We see some UFO abductions, other people coming back from their abductions and we even had an Alien autopsy - and that was when my hopes really started to decline. The look of the Alien is exactly what we think of when we say the word Alien, but again, I was open to it because I thought it was intentionally cheesy. Still, I think for a horror show, the aliens should've looked more scary and maybe less cartoonish. I don't know, I just wanted something else. But it's after that when things really go downhill.
We cut to present day - now in color - and we meet this group of friends (that's when Kaia Gerber and Nico Greetham come into play) and that's when we get the typical Ryan Murphy stuff. A ton of sexual content - not only that we see but also a lot of talk around the subject. That didn't used to bother me, but the more I saw people complain about it, the more I noticed it and now it really cringes me. I get that with some subjects (such as vampires) it makes sense, but it's becoming so obvious and so in your face... I don't know...I'm not a fan anymore.
So, we get a ton of sexual conversations and whatnot and a lot of pretentious stuff about technology and that's when this group of friends go to a camping trip to cleanse from technology and that's when they are abducted, come back and find out that their all pregnant. Yes, even the boys. And that's how the episode ends.
Yes, it's completely ridiculous and I seriously hope that is the intent because if it isn't... It's just awful. It isn't good already but at least I can respect it if it's intentional... But if it isn't... They just need to stop. However, we are going to have at least two more seasons so...
Yeah, let's see where this second part goes. We still have 3 episodes left and things can change but I'm not hopeful this time. But let me know what you think. Did you like this second part? Do you think the cringe aspect is intentional? Let me know everything and we'll see where this goes. I'll talk to you next week!
Love,
Daniela.
Thursday, September 23, 2021
American Horror Story: Double Feature | Season 10 Episode 6 - "Winter Kills"
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Here we are with the end of Part 1, and oh boy... Why?! Why did Ryan Murphy had to do this?! I mean, why did Brad Falchuk had to do this?! This season has been great so far and they had to ruin it like that. Ryan Murphy really can't make a good ending.
I don't know if it was the runtime of the episode (this one was way shorter than the previous ones) or what it was, but it sucked!
Unlike all season, this episode was so predictable and cringe. Starting of with leaving Alma alive and ending with basically turning LA into an apocalypse.
Not only they left the worst character alive - Alma - but they completely ruined Ursula's character. She was smart and wanted to be successful so it was really out of her character to just give the pill to anyone and everyone and basically just turning LA into hell (maybe that was the message - LA changes people and just make them monsters sucking the life out of everyone). I guess it's an interesting message, but it still was a poor ending.
Ursula's monologue at the end made me feel the same - I get it, it's a commentary on Hollywood, but it was too on the nose (again, unlike the remaining of the season).
And yeah, I don't know what else to say... It was a poor ending that didn't even connect to the next part. Hopefully they can make the next one worth this end... We'll see...
In the meantime, let me know if you feel the same about this ending and if you're hopeful for Part 2 and I'll talk to you next time!
Love,
Daniela
Saturday, September 18, 2021
American Horror Story: Double Feature | Season 10 Episode 5 - "Gaslight"
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Yes, Episode 5! Let's talk about this one!
I actually thought this would be the last episode of Part 1 but, in a way, I'm glad it wasn't because I'm really enjoying this season.Yes, this episode ended up being a little predictable in some aspects but I think overall the season has been pretty solid - not only in terms of story but also performances, cinematography and message. I've seen some comments and I feel like most people aren't getting all the topics this season is touching, which is a shame because it's actually pretty deep. Might be a bit cliché, but it's still an interesting message about art and artists and what greed does to people. Amazing!
And on the topic of predictability, this episode starts out right with something that I was not expecting - Doris giving birth to a baby boy. I truly believed something was going to happen to the baby or to her while she was still pregnant but I guess I was wrong which is actually a good thing. However, from that point on, the episode becomes a little more predictable. I do have to mention though that scene where Harry drinks the blood that comes out with the baby?! That was messed up!
Anyway... So Doris and the baby go home and, as you can expect, things go south really fast. Alma drinks some of the baby's blood and, eventually, they have to tell Doris about the pills. And we all knew that Doris wasn't talented enough to take the pills, everyone knew, to be honest, and that was the plan. Harry tried to prevent it but Alma tricks Doris, that sneaky little thing. Truly, that kid needs to learn a lesson! She truly got under my skin this episode, so props to the actress because she's doing an amazing job!
But yeah... Alma tricks Doris and Doris does take the pill and... Yes, she becomes one of the pale people... As expected. And all of this happens while she's alone at home and while Karen and Mickey break into her house to 'steal' the baby.
Turns out Belle knows about the baby and tells Karen to steal the baby for her. But Karen is enough of it and says that the only way to protect the baby is to steal him and keep him, and so that's what she does. However, when Karen and Mickey break into Harry's home, they are faced with Doris becoming a pale people and everything goes downhill, to the point where Karen is basically forced to take the pill otherwise she will be killed by the other pale people that are now chasing after her. Which was what Mickey wanted all along, to be honest. Not in a mean way though.. He just wanted to be with Karen and be successful together, which is kind of cute.
And well... The episode ends in an unexpected way. Not the part where Harry sets Doris free to 'be' with the other pale people, but the part where Karen and Mickey go to the beach and she feeds on him, creates her masterpiece and then kills herself and and walks into the sea.
It was a really bittersweet ending but, the truth is, we don't know what really happened to them. Not only we don't know if Mickey could be killed liked that but also we see in the preview that they take someone from the sea which I bet is Karen and maybe she's alive?! We don't know, but I would like Mickey to be alive. Regardless, the next episode - the finale of part 1 - looks like it's going to be a ride so... I'm curious to see where this ends.
In the meantime, let me know what you thought of this episode and which are your predictions for the 'finale' and I'll talk to you, hopefully, next week!
Love,
Daniela.
American Horror Story: Double Feature | Season 10 Episode 4 - "Blood Buffet"
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I know, late with this one... But I promise you I won't take long with this one and I'm gonna post Episode 5 right after so... Be on the look out for that.
So episode 4 was all about how it all started. And even though we didn't really need to know, it was an interesting episode. At least it gave us Drag Queen Evan Peters so that's already enough. No, but for real, I liked to see how it all started with The Chemist going into town and I loved the fact that it was Mickey who basically got this pill thing going. (In case you haven't noticed yet, Mickey is probably my favorite character this season! Macaulay Culkin is doing an amazing job!).
As I said, we see the progression of people who take the pill and it's interesting because the first person that takes it becomes one of those pale people. And actually, it was someone that, to me, sounded like a good singer but, turns out, he wasn't talented enough. This just shows that, you might be good at something, but to be a true artist you gotta have a spark and I liked that aspect. A bit depressing though, but still interesting.
After that guy, we see how Belle started as a failed self-published author and, fed up with not having the credit she deserves (as well as a fight with her husband) she takes the pill and right away she rights a full novel and then kills her husband. It was pretty interesting and kind of brutal. And in the meantime we also find out that Lark (Billie Lourd) took the pill to become a successful tattoo artist - which means that it's not just your usual singer/writer/actor that can be true artists - people like tattoo artist and designers are artists as well.
The last person that we see take the pill is Austin who, as I said, is working as a failed Drag Queen because the owner of the theater where he was going to show his play, suddenly vanished (we then find out that it was Belle who killed him).
And yeah, I guess that's it for this episode. As I said, not really necessary, but still interesting. I mostly liked the part where The Chemist explains her job and the experiments that she did previously. Oh, and of course, I liked how relevant Mickey was this episode.
Okay, I'm going to start working on that episode 5 rant now because there's a lot to that one so, in the meantime, let me know how you felt about this 'flashback' episode and I'll talk to you very soon!
Love,
Daniela.
Thursday, September 2, 2021
American Horror Story: Double Feature | Season 10 Episode 3 - "Thirst"
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I don't know what everyone's been watching but I'm loving this season! I've seen some pretty harsh comments and I don't get them. So far I feel like they have been doing a great job building story, the characters and just making me interesting in what's to come. Yes, it might be a bit predictable (I feel like I know where this is going) but you never know! Plus, at least they are keeping the momentum going and, for once, I like pretty much all the characters. The little girl Alma is disappointing me and she's becoming a bit annoying, but I think that's the intent. I'm pretty sure this is to show that she's not fully developed so that's why you can't a have a child vampire. That has been a concern in pretty much all the vampire things I've been watching throughout the years and this is another of those cases. Also, I'm still fascinated by the way they're writing the story and grounding it in reality. I know vampires aren't exactly believable but, if there's vampires out there, this is how it could happen so... Yeah, I'm still digging that part of the story. But let's talk about the actual events of this episode because there's quite a few things to talk about.
To me, the star of this episode, and the story-line that I was the most interested in is Ursula's story-line. She arrives in Provincetown to check on Harry and gets herself involved in all this mess. Not that she's really phased by it, no. She meets Mickey and, after reading his scripts, she figures something is up and Mickey actually tells her right away (I guess he has nothing to lose), and instead of being shocked or something, she wants to turn this pill thing into a business, and it's through her that we get to meet The Chemist.
The scene where we learn more about The Chemist is actually pretty interestingly put together, moving from past to present, and that's when another plot evolves. This Chemist wants basically everyone dead - Ursula, Mickey, Harry, Alma and Doris. The thing is, Austin and Belle had thought about killing Harry and Alma already so... Right now there's two plots with Harry in the middle, and I'm so interested in the whole thing!
And then there's also Alma. She also comes clean to Harry who initially tells her to stop taking the pills but she's smarter and says that she only does it if he does as well which... He fails and so Harry starts collecting blood for Alma as well. And that's actually because of that that Austin and Belle say that they need to kill Harry and Alma. I'm pretty sure there's more than meets the eye and I'm super interested in finding what it is but, for now, I'm really happy with how the season is going.
The episode actually ends with Alma killing the police officer and Ursula just being 'okay' with it and Harry arriving home and finding the dead police in the middle of their living room.
Again, I'm so curious to find out where this is going and, as I said, as of now, I'm happy with this season. I'm pretty sure this first half is almost over because there's only 10 episodes total and this is the 3rd one so... Maybe only two more? I don't know... Regardless, I'm pretty sure the stories are connected.
Anyway, that's it from me. Let me know what you thought of this third episode and if you're still enjoying this season and I'll talk to you on my next rant!
Love,
Daniela.
Saturday, August 28, 2021
American Horror Story: Double Feature | Season 10 Episode 2 - "Pale"
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So this season of AHS looks promising! I don't want to jinx it (we know how Ryan Murphy is with his endings) but so far so good!
This second episode did give us a lot more information on the whole "vampire" thing and, I gotta say, I'm happy with what they got here.
The meaning behind everything is amazing and, for once, I feel like Ryan Murphy really thought out this season. The whole thing with this being about a pill and not like a condition that you can't turn away from, right away, is interesting. But then there's the whole metaphor about artists! Because, in this world, you "become a vampire" through taking this black pill but the catch is - it only works if you're talented! And that is why there's this pale "monsters" going around - they are the ones that took the pill but weren't talented, so they will never satisfy their hunger and won't be able to "live a normal life".
As I said, it's an interesting take on vampires and one that talks about how artists "suck the life out of other people" in order to make their art, as well as the fact that they are never satisfied with their greatness. They always want more and thrive to be better and create better art.
I also loved the fact that they had a "logic" explanation to why you crave blood when you take this black pill - it's because of the lack of certain vitamins and minerals, which you now need on large amounts - amounts only available in "real blood".
Anyway... Now that I've talked about the meaning behind everything, let's talk about the actual events of the episode.
As expected, Harry got the urge to write and so they decided to stay for a bit longer. I haven't realized but apparently this episode took place during a whole week?! I don't know, but they say something about being there for a week so... That was unexpected! But while they were there and Harry was writing non-stop, he started craving blood, and that's when we get that whole explanation about how the pill was created and whatnot from Austin.
Austin and Belle also showed the whole "operation" to Harry, on how to get blood, as well as the procedure he had to get on his teeth in order to "feed" better - and that's when we are introduced to Billie Lourd's character.
Of course the whole thing with Alma had to come back into play and after struggling a lot with her violin, she decides to take Harry's pill and... Exactly... She goes out to eat and that's how the episode end - with her eating some type of animal.
There's nothing really groundbreaking so far, but I did like the take that they decided to take on the whole vampires thing and I'm curious to see where this leads because... I already have some predictions!
As far as this first part goes, I'm pretty sure something is going to happen to that baby! Either something happens to him when he's born or, which I think is the more likely thing to happen, Doris takes the pill and, instead of doing something to her, it messes with the baby and something like the first season happens, with the baby eating her from inside out.
When it comes to the connection to the second part, I'm certain they are connected! Mainly because I've looked up and Angelic Ross' character is called "The Chemist" and she's in both parts (her and her character), which leads me to believe that the second part is how they created the drug (aka a prequel) and it's the aliens that created the pill (or it comes from their blood).
Okay, these are my predictions as of now. Let me know if and what are your predictions, as well as your feelings towards this season so far and I'll talk to you next week!
Love,
Daniela.
Friday, August 27, 2021
American Horror Story: Double Feature | Season 10 Episode 1 - "Cape Fear"
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I'm back, as promised, with a brand new season of American Horror Story and, as per usual, I'm pretty stoked about it!
I don't want to jinx it but this season looks promising. Not only they went in a different route with this season having two stories (if they connect or not, I don't know yet) but also most of the cast that we love from the first seasons is back - Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, Finn Wittrock, Lily Rabe, Frances Conroy, Billie Lourd... And, the surprise of the season - Macaulay Culkin! Who, to be honest, is one of the reasons why I was super curious about this season. We haven't seen much of him in this first episode but from what we've seen, it looks promising and his character looks like a fun one so... We'll see. But, let's dive into everything that we found out about in this first episode.
So this episode starts of with Harry, Doris and their daughter Alma moving from the city to Provincetown, Massachusetts, with the intent of Harry finishing writing his pilot and Doris decorating the house where they were staying.
Right away their daughter, Alma, starts seeing some weird stuff and, to be honest, I liked how super aware she was. Overall, this characters were smart characters. Alma stated that the house looked haunted, after an incident where Doris and Alma were stalked by a pale man they ran home and called the police and, in the end of the episode, when the same pale man entered the house and Harry killed him, the family decides to just get away from there. Obviously, we know that they're staying otherwise there was no season. But, overall, they were smart characters! But, as I said, there had to be a way for them to stay and that's when Evan Peters' character - Austin Sommers - comes into play.
Prior to the pale man entering the house, Harry went to a bar where he met Belle Noir (Frances Conroy) and Austin Summers, who are both writers. They talked about inspirations and whatnot and then Harry went back home and that's when the breaking and entering happens.
It's the next morning that Austin calls Harry saying that he has the cure for his writers block and Harry goes to Austin's house. There, Austin gives Harry a plastic baggie of black pills. Harry is hesitant to take them but he still takes them home in his pocket. That's when his agent calls him encouraging him to stay in Provincetown saying that he needs to finish that pilot and Harry takes the pill and the episode ends like that.
Overall it was a decent pilot. I loved the feel of it and the directing choices where great, as well as the acting, obviously. It's pretty obvious to me, to be honest, that this is about vampires, so I just hope there's some type of twist on this vampires thing. Maybe it's about mermaids that drink blood?! I don't know... As of now it looks like it's vampires but I hope there's more to it.
Anyway, it looks like we have, once again, another decent pilot so, let's just pray this doesn't go downhill (as it usually does). Let me know what you thought of this first episode (no spoilers for the next one, please) and I'll see you pretty soon with my rant of the second episode!
Love,
Daniela.
Thursday, November 14, 2019
American Horror Story: 1984 | Season 9 Episode 9 - "Final Girl"
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Thursday, November 7, 2019
American Horror Story: 1984 | Season 9 Episode 8 - "Rest in Pieces"
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Second to last episode of American Horror Story: 1984. I have to say, I was expecting more.
Friday, November 1, 2019
American Horror Story: 1984 | Season 9 Episode 7 - "The Lady in White"
Thursday, October 24, 2019
American Horror Story: 1984 | Season 9 Episode 6 - "Episode 100"
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